I took a "Which Britney are you?" quiz and the result was "You are bald angry Britney". Need I say any more? I think I need detox - not from any substance (well, pastries maybe) but from bad feelings. I hate uni, I hate doing things I don't like because I grew up being told not to do this and not to do that, and as soon as I became old enough to make my own decisions without consent (nevertheless not without criticism) I started doing everything I wanted, which in turn worked against me. So, right now, I'm fed up. Enough is enough. I'm so tight, I would scream into a pillow instead of letting it all out for all to hear. But when people do hear, they think I'm mean. I'm not screaming at them, I'm just screaming.

So it's wednesday, my lovely day off. I always used to do quizzes on my days off, as a way to avoid doing work. Some things never change.

1. Where is your boy/girl tonight? (isn't this a line out of a Fall Out Boy song?!)
At work.

2. Last place you held hands with someone? Who was it?
My bedroom, with Mike.

3. Name something you did yesterday?
Took Oliver for his first jab.

4. Last person you text messaged?
Mike.

5. What kind of phone do you have?
One that dies everytime I ring someone.

6. What are you doing right now?
Watching MTV - no wonder I feel like sh*t.

7. What color are your eyes?
Brown.

8. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yep, it took me forever to choose it out of hundreds of chairs in Ikea.

9. What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to see Marilyn Manson!

10. Do you know anyone named Betsey?
No.

11. What color is your hair?
Er, Galaxy chocolate.

12. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Yep, I still remember the words to the songs my mum sang, even though she doesnt.

13. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I'll be kissing him forever hopefully.

14. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
At some ridiculous time in the early morning.

15. Do you play an instrument?
Yes, I try and I enjoy it anyway.

16. Do you like fire?
As long as it's not on me.

17. Are you allergic to anything?
Fuzzy animals and ignorant people, they always give me a rash and an itch, honestly.

18. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Yep, but I have no patience at all.

19. Is anyone jealous of you?
If there is, they'd have no reason to be.

20. When was the last time you got flowers?
Err... I can't even remember. If the cactus I bought counts, a few weeks ago.

21. Where were you 1 hour ago?
On the couch.

22. Where were you 4 hours ago?
In bed.

23. Has anyone ever used you?
Yeah.

24. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
Yeah.

25. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Curly.

26. Who was the last person you drove with?
Mum and Oli.

27. What are you looking forward to?
Right now gigs and christmas break.

28. Do you want to kill someone right now?
I'm a pacifist.

29. Name one object that you couldnt live without?
*looks around* Lip balm.

30. Name a quote from the song you're listening to:
*turns over to MTV2* "Some want to kiss, some want to kick you, there's not a net you couldn't slip through."

31. How is life going for you right now?
I feel selfish complaining about my life when so many people in the world die because they lack the things that I complain about. Besides, Oli just peed in the right place, i.e. I don't need to clean up - life is perfect right now!

32. Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know the truth?
No.

33. What is the last text message you received?
A goodnight message from Mike.

34. What do you think of your sibling(s)?
She's a very special person and I feel privileged to have her in my life. She's also a pain in the arse sometimes, but so is every teenager.

35. What was the reason you last cried?
Cos I had to get up at 3am to clean up doggy poop. Sleep deprivation makes me cry, I am such a child.

36. Where would you like to be right now?
At a beach somewhere gorgeous and peaceful.

37. Last time you couldn't take your eyes off someone?
Mike while he's driving, I do this quite often, he looks really sexy when he's driving.

38. What do people call you?
Mon, my mum did call me Maria yesterday.

39. Who is your celebrity crush?
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, completely platonic though. And Milla Jovovich in a I-want-to-be-her kind of way.

40. Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
Three, all covered up by clothes.

41. When do you plan on getting married?
Whenever it happens.

42. Most memorable past?
All memories that came to mind weren't good or happy so I'm not saying!

43. Most embarrassing moment?
Today? I Bridget-Jones myself too often to have a favourite moment.

44. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos Oli was running after it.

45. What was your last thought?
What the hell did I do to the TV to make it stop working?!

46. Favorite fruit?
Strawberries.

47. Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Bad laugh, bad coughs are inevitable.

48. Kill the spider or let it out?
Kill, they serve no purpose in the world.

49. Where do you want to travel next?
Maybe a nice city in Europe.

50. If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
To be invisible, I'd love to be a fly on the wall at times.

51. Have you had a beer in the last week?
Yesterday with lunch, don't you hate students?!

52. Favorite body part?
My eyes, they're exempt from all things wobbly.

53. What do you do on fridays?
Usually relax and have fun.

54. Do you enjoy drama?
No, hate it when people make a storm in a glass of water, like my mother would say.

55. Do you think you’re conceited?
No!

56. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
A hammock. Not weird, but the name sounds funny.

57. Do you call anybody by their last name?
My boyfriend's friends, because they were introduced to me by a boy!

58. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
She tried, and I cut both out of my life.

59. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yeah, for doing something good, and without the crazy paparazzi.

60. Is there someone right now that could do something to make you happy?
Sadly all things bothering me have to be done by myself!

Time to feed myself and Oli...

Love,

Mon xx