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Do the joys of puppy motherhood ever end?
by sweetymon @ Thursday, Apr. 03, 2008 - 06:50:28

I already want to shoot myself and it's only 6 bloody AM.

*Think back to last night*
Me: Oh crap, he's eating that plastic bone too.
Mum: Mmm.
Me: *puts plastic bone away*
...
Me: What's he eating now?
Mum: The plastic bone, he was crying for it.
Me: Awww, bless him, he's so spoilt.

*Think back to five hours ago*
Dog heaving.

*Think back to four hours ago*
Dog heaving.

*Think back to three hours ago*
Dog heaving.

*Think back to fourty minutes ago*
Dog heaving, puking up yellowy foam, and crying.

So I brought him downstairs and rang the vet. "Bring him in at 9AM." Brilliant. Great way to spend my newly earned wages.

*10 minutes ago*
Me: *Wander into the kitchen, see a salad bowl full of porridge. Wtf?! Oh, dad's breakfast.*
...
Dad: He ate the whole plastic bone?
Me: No, just a bit of it.
Dad: Has he eaten yet?
Me: I can't feed him!
Dad: WHY???
Me: It's half six in the morning.
Dad: Oh, I thought it was time for him to eat. Give him food as soon as you can, that'll make him better.
Me: *thinks* Yeah, the way to treat an upset stomach is by eating more and come to think of it I do recall seeing a recipe for a chicken and plastic casserole.
Dad: And how much is it to have him washed? I'll pay for it.
Me: *thinks back to conversation had with mum a few months ago, when she was wondering if getting me a puppy really made me happier. Yes, yes it did. It's the only thing that makes me want to come home at the end of the day, or stay around all day, or leave my room at all.*

It's too early for this.

Love,

Mon xx

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Mrs_FMrs_F [Member]
03/04/08 @ 07:22

Does he have Boneo biscuits. We used to give those to our Paddy Paws for his breakfast and it seemed to stop him chewing up other things so much.

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 07:23

Thanks for the tip, I'll look out for them, he loves bones but plastic is now forbidden! x

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larsnxdlarsnxd [Member]
03/04/08 @ 08:27

Hope everything goes okay the vets! My English Bullie cant have toys anymore and she even chewed up her plastic bed, bloody animals..who could live without 'em..bless 'em!

xxx

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 08:38

Oh dear :) Oli chewed his wicker basket, it looked so cute when I bought it... yep cant live without 'em! xx

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mycorneroftheworldmycorneroftheworld [Member]
03/04/08 @ 09:09

I have a friend who's dog eat most things, including nylons and table mats!

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 09:15

:)) I bet they're tasty! x

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mycorneroftheworldmycorneroftheworld [Member]
03/04/08 @ 10:26

I would not know, I have never tried myself! :))

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 11:10

Yeah, me neither... :))

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soyunperdedorsoyunperdedor pro
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03/04/08 @ 09:36

My Ex's Labrador loved socks. She's sneak into the room while I was getting dressed because I was the only one in the house foolish enough to leave my socks on the floor, she'd pick them up really slowly and delicately, and practically tiptoe out the room again like we couldn't see her.

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soyunperdedorsoyunperdedor pro
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03/04/08 @ 09:36

Oh and I of course meant to say POOR Oli, I hope he feels better soon, naughty thing!

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 11:09

Doggies are so cute, bet she looked adorable and innocent with your socks in her mouth! Thank you x

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deleted user [Visitor]

03/04/08 @ 09:59

Puppies are joyful and a nightmare, all rolled into one.

Much like I imagine babies are, although they (puppies) are cuter.

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 11:10

Yep, yep :)) Oli smells like a baby now, you know that lovely sick smell. God that sounds mean x

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RunDontWalkRunDontWalk pro
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03/04/08 @ 11:44

I can not imagine my life without the Trio. They and my hubby make my life worth living. And I an not gonna tell you the stories of how the Trio misbehave!!!

Hugs

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 12:44

They're so cute when they're being naughty, even when he's running around with my underwear in his mouth I love him with all my heart :) x

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Miza-TMiza-T [Member]
03/04/08 @ 14:48

As you can see from some comments, it's perfectly normal for puppies to eat everything...and anyway I need new furniture...and new socks...and a new clothes basket...and new shoes...and new boots...and new walls??...and new carpets...
now...
...Is it asking too much to give him more baths???
... Or to take him out ??

xx

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
03/04/08 @ 15:41

We should spread his food on the walls and furniture and let him go wild :)) Once a month dude, once a month. Or when mummy has moolah. xx

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davijdavij pro
04/04/08 @ 05:28

and they call it puppy love.... :) x

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
04/04/08 @ 08:19

It definitely is, I love him a lot :)) x

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