M: Mary Magdalene was shagging Jesus.
S: Mary Magdalene was Jesus' mother!
M: Obviously you haven't seen Jesus Christ Superstar.

M: Urrrgh! Oh my God! *covers face with hands* ...What happened?
M2: Maybe you should watch the movie!

M: I'm a hypocrite as in... Well, for example, I would advise all my friends not to hook up with someone they were just spending a weekend with. But I have done it before and I will do it again. I mean, I won't. Not while I'm with you. I mean... Let me think of another example.
S: Please do.

M: I met Jared Leto.
M3: Oh my God! I hate you even more now!
M: He signed my arm and mentioned me in a interview for a magazine. I didn't wash for about a week.
M3: A week?! I would never wash again!
S: You still haven't given another example.

K: We cooked, but it didn't work.

K: There's a sex orgy in this film. It says so on the back of the cover.
T: A sex orgy? Like there are lots of other types of orgy. Oh look, it's all one word, too. Sexorgy. Sexorgy. What classification is this?
K: R18.
T: Oh my...
K: And that's saying something for Germany.

K: Would you like a tattoo?
M: I'd love one!
K: You can choose between an arm, a leg, a whole skeleton, a -
M: Ooh, the little head!
M2: You mean a skull?
M: That's the one.

M: I like the way we have communal Nutella.
M3: Yeah, it's like toilet paper!
M: And it's good for our self control, cos knowing somebody else will eat it makes us not stick our fingers in the jar.
M3: Exactly!
M: Just use a clean spoon every time you dip.

M: So I was thinking about having some tea and biscuits, or beer in my case, and then hitting the gay museum because it seems like something nice to do on a Sunday afternoon.
L: The what museum?
M: The gay museum.
L: Oh, er, yeah... that's interesting.
...
K: Are you gay?
M: No.
K: You're just curious?
M: Not really.
K: So why do you want to go?
M: It's a gay museum, what reasons could you have to not want to go?!
K: You're weird.

M: There's some dressed up kids heading this way, don't answer the bell if it rings.
K: They've already rang.
M: Did you give them sweets?
K: No, we pretended we weren't in.
R: We had some at our place too.
M: Did you give them sweets?
R: No, we turned the lights off and pretended we weren't in.
A: Some kids rang our bell before.
M: Did you give them sweets?
A: No, we turned the lights off, stayed really quiet and pretended we weren't in.

Have a great Sunday!

Love,

Mon xx