Just some things I feel like I should say:

1. Read my friend's advice. It's very good.

2. I am getting louder and louder at screaming at my neighbours, who have sex every Sunday morning and make noises that can only be described as inhuman, nauseating and French.

3. Going for a run and practicing pole dancing at 7am is somewhat wrong - and disturbing - yet feels so satisfying.

4. How am I going to get tickets to see 30 Seconds to Mars at the end of the month if they're sold out? I need to meet Jared again and more importanly, need to get him to sign my arm again.

5. When doing research, if you ask people who played major roles in your life to write something about you and they all begin the reply with 'Wow', what does that mean?!

6. And what could George Bernard Shaw see when he said "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"? Could it be that he was actually crazy and he wasn't talking about his dreams or inventions, and everything I stand for is bollocks?

7. Thank God the airport police confiscated my hairdressing pair of scissors, and that the scissors I took from the kindergarten are blunt, therefore can't cut my own fringe.

8. I really want to cut my fringe.

9. Can you judge someone by their Facebook profile? You're supposed to describe yourself, but the groups you join can say a lot more about you. Here are mine, for example:

- I Really Should Think Before I Speak
- Those who APPARENTLY talk in their sleep
- I LOVE CHEESE
- I am not a Lesbian but I'm in love with Zooey Deschanel
- Helen's going to jump out of a plane!
- Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love
- I LOVE PARIS ♥
- Melt in the middle chocolate pudding appreciation society
- You Haven't Tasted Chocolate Milk Until You've Tasted Chocomel
- Betty Crocker is my drug dealer
- The Oliver Myles Appreciation Society
- When I was your age, Pluto was a planet
- Kids Who Hid In Dep't Store Clothing Racks While their Mom Was Shopping
- I can name every Jelly Belly flavor
- I eat Nutella straight out of the jar
- Abusive Coffee Drinkers Anonymous
- Jelly Beans are the Sixth Food Group
- I have a star tattoo
- Just Say No!
- The Crepe Appreciation Society
- I'm Not Short I'm Petite
- Bridget Jones Support Group
- Anti War, Pro Puppies
- Peanut butter and jam appreciation society
- My name is Monica!!!
- Liverpool Marketing Elite
- Ben and Jerry's isn't just an ice cream but a religion
- Tyskie
- Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny
- Laughing When You Shouldn't
- Pineapples do not belong on pizzas
- Hate Being Told What To Do
- Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
- I still laugh when everyone else is over it
- World Nutella Day

10. Do not sing Barbie Girl to your man. He might leave, taking you with him, dragging you out of the room naked and accidentally chafing your knee on the wall. This is impossible to remember when you're having a shower, and you'll keep rubbing it with the body puff, thus never allowing it to dry up and stop stinging.

Have a great Sunday.

Love,

Mon xx